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The Turtle 
By M. Jordan
Contents
Aha!
  D. Comedy 
  • Turtle
  • Opossum
  • Squirrel
  • Skunk
  • Do This
    Don't Do
    Editor
    I Want You
    Logic
    Mr. Schnuck
    Other Stuff
    Puzzle
    Software
     

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    Caricature: an exaggerated portrait of a person [Go back

    One day not too long ago I was driving down a county road. I slowed when I saw a turtle in the center of the road. A car was coming the other way. As we approached the turtle, we both slowed to allow it room between us. Just as we three met, the turtle, sensing danger, slowly pulled his head and four legs into the shell.
    Safe!
    Or at least that's what he must have thought. The other driver and I, now at complete stops, smiled at this turtle's foolish defense mechanism. Though the turtle might now feel secure in the darkness of his shell, he was still in the dead center of a fairly active county road. The other driver did the honors: he scooped the turtle up and tossed him into the grass in the ditch. We both smiled again and went on our ways.
    That turtle may seem dumb to you and me, but when God designed him with a shell for his defense, God was showing us humans a little picture of ourselves...a caricature. I'll bet you can remember a time you heard a noise and were scared as you lay in your bed and what did you do? You pulled the covers up over your head. Now let's be honest: did you really think those covers could stop a bad guy or a monster from getting you?
    I've seen little kids use an even sillier way to avoid danger: they simply squeeze their eyes shut tight. If I can't see it, it doesn't exist, they seem to say.
    Teenagers sometimes play the role of the turtle at school. I heard about a family who had moved to a new town. The teenage daughter didn't want to move. She had trouble making new friends at the new school. She began to spend all her time in her bedroom listening to music. Her mother became concerned that she was withdrawing into her "shell" and tried to take her out to events where the young lady might meet new people. But the daughter resisted: it was safer inside that bedroom.
    Even adults react this way at times. I knew a man who got behind in his bills. What he should've done was to write down all the amounts of money he owed, all he had coming in, and figured out how to pay his bills. He should have called the people he owed and told them how he planned to pay them back. But he was a turtle. He simply took the bills as they came in the mail each day and shoved them into a kitchen drawer. He showed me the drawer; it was stuffed full of envelopes. When I asked him if he was worried that he was going to get into trouble, he said, "What else am I supposed to do? I can't pay them."
    Of course, God didn't give the turtle his hard shell to make a fool of him. He gave it as a proper and normal defense against the turtle's foes. A dog won't eat him because he can't bite through that shell. And it must work: turtles are some of nature's longest living animals with some reaching lifespans of over 100 years.
    But in designing this method, the great Creator was doing more than giving the turtle a way to ward off his enemies: God was using the turtle to paint a picture of you and me. He probably had a smile on His face when He came up with the idea of the "shell defense." He knows it's our tendency to want to hide from our problems, to pretend they don't exist. So He has shown us this weakness by creating an animal that withdraws into its shell. In His portrait of this human weakness He seems to be telling us, "Don't be a turtle!"



    Question: Can you think of another animal that tries to solve his problems by hiding from them? 
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